The useful question isn’t whether a kit is accurate — it’s whether it measures the thing you’re worried about, in the place that thing shows up. Free path first, then the paid kit, then what a result should and shouldn’t tell you.
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Your address decides which test comes first
Radon, water contaminants, and lead paint cluster by geography, water source, and build year.
FDA itself recommends instant swabs as a practical screen for pottery a consumer can't otherwise verify, so there's real, agency-acknowledged utility here — but it is not FDA's own test. FDA's leachable-lead action levels are set by a 24-hour acid-extraction lab method (ASTM C738), not a surface swab, and CPSC's own evaluations of the same rhodizonate chemistry found concrete failure modes: false negatives when lead sits under an intact glaze/topcoat, and false positives on red-toned surfaces from color interference — which happens to be the exact decorative color range FDA flags as highest-risk. A pass isn't lab clearance and a fail isn't a quantified hazard, which is a tier-2 profile (useful with real, documented conditions and limits), not tier-1 (validated equivalent to the standard) or tier-3 (do not recommend).
What the number means: FDA CPG 545.450 sets leachable-lead action levels of 3.0 µg/mL (flatware, avg. of 6 units), 2.0 µg/mL (small hollowware), 1.0 µg/mL (large hollowware), and 0.5 µg/mL (cups, mugs, pitchers — any one of 6 units), measured by a 24-hour acid-extraction lab test (ASTM C738), not a swab. — U.S. Food and Drug Administration
Detects: lead (qualitative, presence/absence above ~0.5% by weight / 5,000 ppm)
EPA-recognized under the RRP Rule (40 CFR 745), but only on the negative-response criterion (≤5% false negative at 95% confidence) — no kit has met the separate false-positive criterion, so a positive result carries a less formally-bounded reliability figure than a negative one. Recognition also only covers painted wood, drywall, plaster, and ferrous metal (not stucco or non-ferrous metal), and each swab covers just 1-2 sq in, so a single test can miss lead sitting in an underlying paint layer the swab didn't reach. Real enough conditions to place this at 'defensible with conditions' rather than clean tier-1, even though it remains a legitimate, actively-recognized screening tool for its specific covered use case.
Free path first
HUD-funded local lead hazard control grantee programs (via county/state health departments) provide free lead testing and hazard reduction for eligible lower-income households in pre-1978 housing — availability and eligibility vary by location, so check locally before buying a kit.
What the number means: EPA's negative-response criterion for recognized kits: reliably rules out lead at or above 1.0 mg/cm² (0.5% by weight) on painted wood, drywall, plaster, or ferrous metal — no recognized kit meets the separate false-positive criterion. — U.S. Environmental Protection Agency
Tier 1Validated and actionable — a recognized method with a published threshold to act on.
Tier 2Defensible with conditions — useful if you know exactly what it does and doesn't detect.
Tier 3Not recommended — never publishes as a recommendation on this site.
The free alternative is always named before any paid option — naming the free path is what makes a paid recommendation credible.
Health screening
Coming soon
Everything above tests a house. The other half of the picture is whether the people in it are current on the screenings their doctor would actually recommend — which is a different question, answered by different tools, and one we’d rather build properly than quickly. It’s coming, because health is most of what safety means.